SUMMARY:
The Spartan Boys sing about their life at a Spartan High School and how they’re trained up to go and fight and live, where stealing is encouraged and love is forbidden until you’re thirty.
Song from Series 2 Episode 3.
Today I’m starting High School where boys are turned to men.
I packed my sword and shield, we don’t use paper and pen.
Everyone’s a jock here, we don’t have Spartan nerds
The weedy kids were left to die as breakfast for the birds.
We’re taught to love a fight
We’re taught not to be meek
And if we’re good they feed us
Three square meals every week.
Let’s go fighting now
Fighting is exciting now
Rocking at the Spartan School
A Spartan kindergarten I’m the boss that’s understood
I smack them if they’re naughty and I thwack them if they’re good.
I’m feeling rather peckish, I’m gonna steal some food-
Caught! I’ll have to punish you ungrateful Spartan brood.
We promise not to steal
We’re not the thieving sort-
Stealing is considered good
What’s bad is getting caught.
Let’s get beating now
Learn lies and cheating now
Rolling at the Spartan School
We have a bunch of contests to see who is the best,
The leanest, meanest, roughest, toughest Spartan contest.
This one is my favourite game lashings of good fun.
Didn’t feel a thing-I want my mum!
We passed our last exam and it’s Spartan graduation
Straight away we go to work no time for celebration
Ten years active service in the army no diversion
There’s only one job for a Spartan-killing lot’s of Persians!
Wondering about love?
It’s banned until you’re thirty.
High School doesn’t teach romance
It teaches fighting dirty!
Let’s go fighting now
Fighting is exciting now
Rocking at the Spartan School
Let’s get beating now
Learn lies and cheating now
Rolling at the Spartan School!
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