British Queen Boudica turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. Meanwhile, across the world, famous emperors Caligula and Nero, dish out their own unique brand of Imperial nastiness.
Monday 13th July 2015
Ave! Magazine: Fit Brit Celtic Boudica’s lives the luxurious Roman life
History’s Craziest Fools: Emperor Caligula. Cruel Caligula threatens to kill his guests when they don’t clap loudly at a play, or when he’s joking-which is difficult to tell when!
Boudica’s loss of her husband has unexpected consequences when Boudica turns against her loved Roman lifestyle
A Roman family move next door to a Celtic family, and one another don’t quite appreciate each other’s traditions!
Grand Destructions: Boudica’s plan to bash the Romans starts with knocking down Colchester and setting it alight! (parody of Grand Designs)
Wreck ‘Em All: Icenic Queen Boudica conquers the Romans, destroying them all (parody of “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus)
Historical Tech: Emperor Nero doesn’t seem bothered at first by Boudica, but when you dislike his Boo-Tube videos you’re History!
Historical Clinic: Cough medicine is out of the question for a Celtic doctor-eating mice and bathing in an ox’s blood is much more realistic
Battle of the Day: The Battle of Watling Street. The Rotten Romans outnumbered, fight the Cut-Throat Celts in-closed! A gory battle, where Chris Staycalmer reports, whilst in the studio the death of the dogs is remised
Chatty Death: Boudica talks about her struggle against the Romans, and you never know how funny Death’s skeleton friends can be
Wreck Them All (Parody of ‘Wrecking Ball’)