WRITTEN BY:
Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt and Arnold Widdowson
ORIGINAL AIRDATE:
14 May 2009
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Pharaoh Phashion magazine offers beauty tips for peasants and aristocrats (advertisement)
Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste (advertisement)
Louis XI and the Pig Piano, with special guest Simon Cowell (animated)
HHTV News: taking a census for the Domesday Book
William the Conqueror’s increasingly unusual funeral
Caligula declares war against Poseidon, god of the sea
HHTV News: Bob Hale’s Stone Age Report
Imagine spot: A Homo sapiens couple invite the local Neanderthals to dinner
Court of Historical Law: Ethelred the Unready determines a horse thief’s guilt via ordeal by cake
Twisted Fairytales: “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” (other punishments for theft)
Join the Georgian Navy! (advertisement)
Historical Hospital: ‘Master of medicaments’ Montague Fuzzlepeck diagnoses a patient
SONG:
No song was included in this episode (for the only time in series history)
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